tightvaginas:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

(via spork)

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you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin, via every-heart-has-a-storyx)

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alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

(via turninginto-a-monster)

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pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life

(via orqasmics)

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